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Nude butt selfie, big bruise, impact kink 

The morning after 😄

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Hello. I have been on the Fediverse for about a year now so maybe I should write one of these. My name is not really Squee Doodle but I acknowledge that it totally should be.

I'm here on Kinky.Business cause I'm looking to be around weirdos who consider kink a major part of their lives and/or personalities. I'm not as much here to do kink as I am looking to be in a place where it won't be weird if I go from talking about my cooking to daydreaming aloud about some fucked up thing or another. Also sometimes I tease/get teased by my friends and we're all pretty filthy fuckers. In general I am not "safe for work."

I do my best to use CWs and image descriptions as necessary. Sometimes I forget or am too lazy. I don't typically need any CWs from people I follow, but unless I forget I usually won't boost things lacking CWs I know are often asked for, such as "eye contact" or "lewd/nsfw."

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I don't know enough theory to accurately label myself a socialist, communist, anarchist, or whatever, but I'm a leftist, I believe in defunding and ultimately dismantling the police and prisons, Black Lives Matter, and that trans people are exactly who we say we are. I believe in abolishing country borders, and socializing medicine, education, housing, food, and utilities. If you're conservative we will likely find each other insufferable so let's just not bother, yeah?

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I am both flattered by the occasional interest and defintely find plenty of people here attractive, but I am not on this website to date. I have a hard limit on long distance relationships because of my various negative experiences with them, and I have yet to meet someone on here that is compatible with my fucked up brain and within a 25 minute drive of me, so as a result, if I do any kind of erotic role play or sexting, I will only do occasional, non-committal, no-strings-attached play. If that doesn't work for you, please inform me of that boundary before we start fucking around, and I will refrain from playing with you so as not to unitentionally lead you on.

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I keep my account locked to avoid getting followed by bots and blank profiles with 0 posts. For the most part, if you request to follow me, and have some public posts so I can get a brief idea of what to expect, I will confirm the request and follow back. If I decide later your posts aren't for me I might unfollow. If I decide you're not a person for me, I might block. I encourage everyone to do the same as boundaries are great and we owe each other nothing, so don't put this idea that you should try to not hurt my feelings by blocking me over your own comfort being here.

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Sign my petition to end this week early and jump straight to the weekend

Feet, lewd 

Where are my foot fetishists? I want you for my horde

Fucking hell, I'm really good at losing lighters. 😅

If you have not yet dropped your phone in its new case, you are not yet qualified to write a review of that case. Don't tell me "yeah it looks sturdy, 4 stars," tell me what happened after you dropped it off the fire escape and an eagle stole it to feed its babies only for it to lose its grip and send it plummeting down a ravine.

Like were there cracks on it after that, or what??

what is it about being rich that makes people wanna buy the most hideous shit?

@[email protected] @[email protected] Wasn't that how we ended up with the very brief period of Spielberg ownership where it was named walky-talkykids?

re: Covid mention 

@squeedoodle I have two arguments in favour:
- it helps against seasonal flu
- it helps against automated facial recognition algorithms

Covid mention 

Joining the bandwagon of people asking if we can make masks a regular thing people can wear if they wanna even when there isn't a pandemic going on.

They look cool, okay?

Procrastinating on taking my air conditioner out of the window cause I know it's gonna be a pain in the ass

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Am I in love with the coat rack? Do I need to make a charisma save against Mahogany Love™?

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