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14 days without an orgasm, 0 seconds with the vibrator saved up, not currently required to wear my cage

Okay look, I'm picking option 3, so everyone just gimme a break and pick that one, okay? Pretty please? 🥺

I mostly prefer mutuals over one-way followers, with a couple exceptions for certain bots and artist accounts. If you follow me, I'll probably follow back. If I follow you, and you don't follow back within a week or two, I'll probably unfollow. No hard feelings, I just assume you're not interested in interacting so I move on (or, if we are mutuals but I later decide we don't click, I may block you so we mutually unfollow each other—not being malicious, just pragmatic).

The other exception I make is for people's alts. I don't use alts, preferring to keep all my posts to this single account, but I understand why others want to keep theirs separate. If we're mutuals on at least one of your accounts (your lewd alt, for example) I might follow your sfw account too to get a fuller picture of what you like to post, but won't unfollow if you don't follow back with that one (it IS your sfw alt, after all).

Oh no

Help

I keep forgetting that it got auto-deleted since I started using that Forget app, so I will instead just rewrite the toot:

This is your irregular reminder that if you follow me you’ve made a terrible mistake.

90% of my posts are followers only. I rarely look at the federated timeline. If a follower replies to me on my post I will reply followers only.

If I reply to someone else's post, I will post unlisted (unless they're posting followers only, in which case I'll match)

I'll occasionally post publicly when I think it's something of note.

14 days without an orgasm, 0 seconds with the vibrator saved up, not currently required to wear my cage

Okay look, I'm picking option 3, so everyone just gimme a break and pick that one, okay? Pretty please? 🥺

Oh come on, aren't you bored yet?? Don't you wanna just forget about it and let it lapse so I can cum? ☺

...🥺

11 days without an orgasm (aaaaahhhhhh), throwing the placeholder poll up.

Again, no...

Well that was like taking a little break, wasn't it? I mean, not that I stopped rattling off inane horny nonsense, but there was no poll for a hot minute!

Okay so it's now... 10 days without an orgasm, 4 days between polls, 0 seconds with my vibrator, currently not locked nor required to be by any rules at this time

And with that, let's see if I get lucky today! *pulls the slot machine lever*

[Link to the post with the rules if you need a refresher: https://kinky.business/@squeedoodle/108300400198894136 ]

*grumbling* here's a stupid placeholder poll until the next vote. 😒

Nooooooooo! 😭

My pick doesn't even matter now... gonna be four days until my next chance to win anything.

You people are mean. 😢

And I'm gonna use my 15 seconds of vibrator now cause I neeeeed it. Can't be bothered removing the cage through. I'll just do it through the diaper. It's fine. This is fine. I'm fine.

Buhhh 😑

I need some kind of relief, so I put my plug in (and put my cage back on, because surely those items are a set :p). If I can stay plugged for 6 hours, I'll earn 15 seconds with the vibrator when the current poll ends.

That said, I picked 6 because "all day" seemed too long to me. But if at the 6 hour mark I'm not bothered by it, I'll extend the time until I need to take it out, and that will set the standard for this rule going forward.

6 days without am orgasm, 0 seconds with the vibrator earned

New day, new poll 😊👍

5 days without an orgasm, 0 seconds of heaven with the magic wand

Next chance is in two days. Here's another placeholder poll.

...yeah

4 days without an orgasm, 0 seconds with the vibrator saved up

I'm too lazy to copy the rules over so just go back to the last poll if you need to refresh your memory. We all get how this works by now anyway, right? You vote, I suffer, we all win...hhhhhhhhhhhghh 😣

I need to stop staying up so late so I'm posting this a little early.

Gotta wait...

Yeah... that makes 3 days without an orgasm. I'm wearing my cage right now just cause I wanna. It was totally my idea. I think? Maybe. Yeah! 😹😼

Doubles means the next poll ends in 2 days, along with.. all future polls. Yeah. A poll to decide what happenes next is now every other day. I can only make a 1 or 3 day poll, so I'll make a poll today that basically just serves as a timer and a notification for when I'm posting the actual poll tomorrow.

...well, it's an improvement over the 4 way tie it was at before I went to bed 😓

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

I feel like at this point I don't really need to boost these anymore. They seem to get between 7-12 votes each day, so I'm gonna stop being quite so obnoxious about it and just assume the people who are getting something out of it know it's gonna be happening. 😅 I pin each new poll on my profile, so they're not hard to find.

2 days without an orgasm, 0 seconds with vibrator

Quick rules rehash:

* I may only use my vibrator/cum after a poll ends.

* If my choice gets the most votes, I bank 15 seconds with my vibrator.

* If any other number wins, I gain no time.

* If my pick comes in last, I lose all my saved up vibrator time.

* If two options tie for first, then the time between each poll doubles.

* A three way tie doubles the time, and I have to wear my chastity cage until the next poll.

* A four way tie means doubled time between polls, caged til the next poll, PLUS seven days until the next poll.

* If I choose, I can add 30 seconds with my vibrator, if I am willing to take a video and post it of me playing with myself, whether I manage to cum or not.

* I may also wear a buttplug for six hours, in exchange for a bonus 15 seconds with the vibe.

No orgasm today. Whatever. I don't even need one. They're totally overrated. Yeah.

>_>

Guess I'll post the next poll now

Maybe rather than going for an embarrassing angle, my pick getting the least votes eliminates any wins I have saved up. That can incentivize me to not sit on my winnings for too long... never really managing to safely build up enough time for more than a little edging.

I really am a masochist. 😅