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I keep forgetting that it got auto-deleted since I started using that Forget app, so I will instead just rewrite the toot:

This is your irregular reminder that if you follow me you’ve made a terrible mistake.

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90% of my posts are followers only. I rarely look at the federated timeline. If a follower replies to me on my post I will reply followers only.

If I reply to someone else's post, I will post unlisted (unless they're posting followers only, in which case I'll match)

I'll occasionally post publicly when I think it's something of note.

Asking for money, update 

"A couple of very kind people donated.
Everything combined is enough to squeak by, so I'll be ok.
I can't thank you enough for your help with this!"

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Asking for money 

Just gonna give this a daily boost for a little while

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@JennyFluff just glance at her media tab

I mean god damn, it's cool stuff

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Either next month or the month after I wanna get the money together for a painting @JennyFluff has kindly been holding for me, but people should go check out the rest of her work cause she does amazing stuff and doesn't charge much at all for her pieces.

Asking for money 

Hey everybody. My friend is struggling and could really use some help. In her words:

"Ugh!
I do hate doing this.
It makes me feel terrible, but it’s a matter of survival now.
Do you think you can put the word out to that server again?
I’m really desperate this time.
I won’t be able to make my December rent without a little help.
My Venmo is the same.
Your friends were really kind last time, and I hate to ask again.
I typically get my tax return in February and things will be resolved then.
Thanks so much!"

Her venmo is @JustZJ

I don't know if it was my friends, or friends of friends of friends of friends (etc), but either way, I'm hoping fedi can once again help out someone dear to me. She's a black trans woman, supporting herself. Boosts and even small donations are extremely helpful and appreciated. Thank you so much. 💜

2021 is almost over and the "feed me pizza and tell me I'm pretty" meme is more relevant than ever.

Playing with mutual kinks will always be more fulfilling than having my kinks humored. Like, here's this taboo thing I'm self-conscious about liking, but you not only think it's okay, but like it too!

It's simultaneously about feeling seen for who I am, and feeling the trust the other person put in me to share that side of themselves.

Cannabis 

Where's Steve McQueen when you need him?

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Cannabis 

Could I interest you in some cosmic goo?

Is Smoky the Bear gay?

Did Kinky Business's local timeline just merge with the public timeline? Suddenly seeing a bunch of posts there from non-k.b accounts. @bedtimedrillsgt

My tits, nude 

Oh look at the time, it's tits o'clock (tits o'clock is just any time you're postin tits)

Trans slur 

Fuck off with your hastag tranny fetish. Keep your chaser ass far the hell away from me.

Misread "a shiny gardevoir" as "a shifty gardevoir" but in hindsight I think I was momentarily seeing through your glamour, @gardevoir .

I'm onto you! 🤔

I keep forgetting that it got auto-deleted since I started using that Forget app, so I will instead just rewrite the toot:

This is your irregular reminder that if you follow me you’ve made a terrible mistake.

kink, chastity 

two subs, connected by a short chain locked onto their chastity cages

uncomfortably pulling on the rings around their balls unless they’re so close their lips are touching

(or I guess if they’re like, hugging with their chins on each other’s shoulders, but boooooo, shut up you nerd!)

This is your FINAL ISSUE of Horny! Renew your subscription now or you definitely won’t receive another one!

“So what kinks are you into?” and “So what do you consent to doing with me right now?” are two very different questions.

NE-GO-TI-ATE

If people named Richard are allowed to shorten their name to Dick, I think people named Johnson should get to do the same.

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