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Kink, sex, communication 

There is no one-size-fits-all sub (nor Dom). Everyone is into different stuff. That's why you have to NE-GO-TI-ATE a scene before you do it.

Some people love anal. Some people are triggered by it. Some people love being choked. Some people have panic attacks. Some people like being growled at like a feral animal. Others (me) find it kinda silly and start rolling their eyes.

Talk to your sexual partners. Find out what they're into. What's on their list of favorite things to do during intimacy? If you don't show interest, you might just find yourself falling off of that list.

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Hello. I have been on the Fediverse for about a year now so maybe I should write one of these. My name is not really Squee Doodle but I acknowledge that it totally should be.

I'm here on Kinky.Business cause I'm looking to be around weirdos who consider kink a major part of their lives and/or personalities. I'm not as much here to do kink as I am looking to be in a place where it won't be weird if I go from talking about my cooking to daydreaming aloud about some fucked up thing or another. Also sometimes I tease/get teased by my friends and we're all pretty filthy fuckers. In general I am not "safe for work."

I do my best to use CWs and image descriptions as necessary. Sometimes I forget or am too lazy. I don't typically need any CWs from people I follow, but unless I forget I usually won't boost things lacking CWs I know are often asked for, such as "eye contact" or "lewd/nsfw."

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I don't know enough theory to accurately label myself a socialist, communist, anarchist, or whatever, but I'm a leftist, I believe in defunding and ultimately dismantling the police and prisons, Black Lives Matter, and that trans people are exactly who we say we are. I believe in abolishing country borders, and socializing medicine, education, housing, food, and utilities. If you're conservative we will likely find each other insufferable so let's just not bother, yeah?

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I am both flattered by the occasional interest and defintely find plenty of people here attractive, but I am not on this website to date. I have a hard limit on long distance relationships because of my various negative experiences with them, and I have yet to meet someone on here that is compatible with my fucked up brain and within a 25 minute drive of me, so as a result, if I do any kind of erotic role play or sexting, I will only do occasional, non-committal, no-strings-attached play. If that doesn't work for you, please inform me of that boundary before we start fucking around, and I will refrain from playing with you so as not to unitentionally lead you on.

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I keep my account locked to avoid getting followed by bots and blank profiles with 0 posts. For the most part, if you request to follow me, and have some public posts so I can get a brief idea of what to expect, I will confirm the request and follow back. If I decide later your posts aren't for me I might unfollow. If I decide you're not a person for me, I might block. I encourage everyone to do the same as boundaries are great and we owe each other nothing, so don't put this idea that you should try to not hurt my feelings by blocking me over your own comfort being here.

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Which one???

Carved jackolanterns a day late with my friends. Mine are the two in the middle in the first pic. :)

I can feel myself caving into my desire to get Minecraft on my Switch.

Lewd 

Heh. My roommate's having a romp in the sheets with her boyfriend. I hear spanking too. 😏

Every time I get in the elevator it's like I become an ambassador for Olde English Bulldogges because people constantly ask about this handsome man

Bdsm "discourse" 

Hey being a "good sub" doesn't mean you let me do literally whatever I want to do; I can always go harder, I can always be rougher, but a sub deserves to feel Safe and has the right and responsibility to establish their boundaries and communicate with their dom.
You don't have to be willing to do anything for your dom to be a good sub, and if you have a dom that is saying otherwise then THEY are toxic.

nursery rhyme lewd joke, spanking kink 

Each, peach, pear, plum,
Spank my bare bum ^w^

normalize the ability to say "Okay I'm out of social energy, done hanging out now"

Food 

My roommate is a sweetheart. She asked me what kind of cake I like the other day, and today she made me a carrot not-birthday cake and a card. Honestly I'm a little taken aback. 🥺

*holds flashlight under chin* and the entire school bus full of children were cancelled!
*thunder and lightning*
in fact, they were cancelled seven years ago this very night in an old abandoned instance somewhere in these very woods...

I said I wasn't ready for snow yet, but it is quite pretty

There's already a Nintendo Switch phone app. Why not just send a little *ping* to that app when a game you've marked for alerts goes on sale?

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I wish the Switch could send you an alert when a specific game you're watching goes on sale.

Next time Minecraft goes on sale on the Switch I'm gonna pick it up if I can afford it. :)

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