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Maybe a weird request: I'm not interested in following people who aren't also following me, so if you decide to unfollow me, can you please soft block me so you also remove yourself from my follows list, and not just my followers list? Thanks in advance.

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NSFW, partially nude, butt selfie, kink, remnants of belt bruises 

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While I've been kinda lax about it before, going forward I am ignoring follow requests from people who have never talked to me. I acknowledge it takes no effort or spoons to just silently send a follow request and that that's much less stressful, and there isn't exactly any established etiquette on Mastodon, but my personal thing is now: have an interaction or two with me before following, or send a quick message; just a sentence or two saying hi, maybe mention why you'd like to follow. Thanks.

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Nsfw, full nudity, selfies, eye contact 

on the whole, i think fedi being incomprehensible to mainstream journalists is actually a good thing

Bathroom selfies before breakfast. Vanity before sustenance, unless taking care of anybody other than myself.
No eye contact, boosts ++

Fuck me, it's 60 degrees in my apartment but I'm committed to low energy bills so i refuse to turn up the heat.

reverse Monster Hunter where we play as monsters and we attack hunters to protect the environment.

instead of getting better weapons from their skin, we get an improved ecosystem (more animals&plants&clear water etc.) and that makes us stronger. that's the grind, instead of bigger armour you watch your forest flourish more and more. this also attracts worse hunters, creating the difficulty curve.

Alright, I'm up and getting in the shower. Good morning.

HRT doesn’t have to always be about “switching” your place in a gender binary. It can literally just be a way to change your body as you see fit, it really shouldn’t be inherently gendered.

D/s Roleplay shitpost 

Kinda nice to be back at work. Making some cash, not just sitting on my butt, watching youtube and playing video games all night.

Now I wanna play video games. My Dragon's Dogma character and her pawn aren't going to level themselves up!

it's amazing what you don't clock about oppressive systems when you're not the victim of them.

Need an animal-shaped gasmask? You are in luck! Check out table Q5 in the @furcon art show. This mask is located next to Scaleworx / Taku Dragon's golden accented bunny!

While some may have seen previous designs that used a green paint like this, please note that this paint is a bit different. It is fluorescent (glow-in-the-dark) as well as reacting to blacklight (UV)

Additionally, we have added a bit more safety to this one, as there is a battery-operated light within the area around each eye. Great for those dark club spaces or to prevent being a darkwad at That Thing In The Desert

Landlord, money, positive 

@switch_spud as long as you and your partner(s) are having fun it's all valid imo

Garfunkel and Oates, shouting, binary conception of gender 

Marijuana 

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