Squeedee, Teller of Lies @[email protected]

While I've been kinda lax about it before, going forward I am ignoring follow requests from people who have never talked to me. I acknowledge it takes no effort or spoons to just silently send a follow request and that that's much less stressful, and there isn't exactly any established etiquette on Mastodon, but my personal thing is now: have an interaction or two with me before following, or send a quick message; just a sentence or two saying hi, maybe mention why you'd like to follow. Thanks.

Maybe a weird request: I'm not interested in following people who aren't also following me, so if you decide to unfollow me, can you please soft block me so you also remove yourself from my follows list, and not just my followers list? Thanks in advance.

She understands me.

Sometimes I start humming "Consider Yourself" from "Oliver!!" but then realize I've stopped humming that song and am instead humming "Every Sperm is Sacred."

Called a customer tonight, told her I was leaving her food on the front step (as per our contactless delivery procedure) and asked if she wanted to add a tip to the credit card. She said "no thank you" so I told her "thanks for nothing," hung up, threw her food on the ground so it spilled out of the box into the dirt, and drove away. Hell hath no fury like a food service worker on her last week of the job.

TIP.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
SERVICE.
WORKERS.

Off to work I go

I decided $5 for Uno on Switch was worth it cause I like Uno. If anyone else has it and wants to play a couple rounds, let me know!

Just need peaches and I'll have planted one of every fruit tree in New Horizons.

Watering all the flowers on my island was a lot easier before I got a ladder and discovered a bajillion flowers growing wild in the hills.

Well, I "came out as kinky" to my roommate. She seems pretty cool about it, like all the other stuff I've mentioned to her. She doesn't know my specific kinks, but she knows I'm into BDSM.

Mornin

Goodnight

Felt especially called out by these questions.

https://www.16personalities.com/isfp-personality
I'm skeptical of a test with so few questions, but also a lot of that description fits me pretty well.

I've smoked two kief bowls today and they both fucked me up hard (in a good way)

Wowzer

I like that compersion isn't something I'm limited to only feeling for people I'm dating, because it's a really nice feeling. 😊

"g'night" means goodnight and is pronounced "guh-nite"

"gnight" is a girl knight and is pronounced the same as knight

Sometimes it feels a little bizarre to tell someone "wow that looks like it really hurt. Congrats!"

If you fuck in a library you gotta use your inside voice.