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I like to think I'm not constantly horny and lewd, so to make up for that I just let it out in occasional bursts of intensely depraved, degenerate filth.

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Sometimes the internet is just people trying to make each other laugh, and I think that can be nice.

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I keep forgetting that it got auto-deleted since I started using that Forget app, so I will instead just rewrite the toot:

This is your irregular reminder that if you follow me you’ve made a terrible mistake.

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90% of my posts are followers only. I rarely look at the federated timeline. If a follower replies to me on my post I will reply followers only.

If I reply to someone else's post, I will post unlisted (unless they're posting followers only, in which case I'll match)

I'll occasionally post publicly when I think it's something of note.

I like to think I'm not constantly horny and lewd, so to make up for that I just let it out in occasional bursts of intensely depraved, degenerate filth.

Re: your current display name 

@azowoza why would you do this? 😂

Please recommend me some good texture packs for minecraft (bedrock). Preferably free or very cheap ones.

If you see something with the word "flammable" written on it, that means it's vulnerable to getting flim-flammed. Be aware, stay safe, stay vigilant.

Asking for money 

I started a new job yesterday, but I won't be getting paid for a few weeks apparently. My bank account has about a dollar in it, and I've maxed out my credit card.

Would anyone be willing to either give or lend me some money for gas and groceries for the next few weeks? If it's a loan, I should be able to pay you back by the end of August.

Boosts are helpful and appreciated. Thanks!

paypal.me/squeedoodle
Cashapp: $queedoodle

Has anyone playing Minecraft ever had a Drowned chuck a trident at them during the day (during clear weather)? I can't tell for sure, but it seems like they only use their ranged attack at night. Searching the internet has not yielded a clear answer.

Slightly cursed riffing on your display name 

@malkosh creamboy cuntpuff

This is a post I'm scheduling for midnight on 7/20 to test Tusky's scheduling feature.

Sometimes the internet is just people trying to make each other laugh, and I think that can be nice.

Orgasm denial, poll/game (game over, man, game over!!) 

I decided it was time to end the game. It was a glorious orgasm. 🤤

Thanks to everyone who helped keep me frustrated for nearly two months. 😄

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Orgasm denial, poll/game 

Day 44, 15 seconds with my vibrator saved up ✌

Placeholder poll until the next poll that actually matters! Which soft dronk do you like?

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Orgasm denial, poll/game 

Hmmm... so I don't know if I'd really say it's been 43 days since my last orgasm, since I accidentally had a ruined orgasm last week during my edges. In my book that counts. But I can't remember the exact day that was, so we're just gonna call this day 43 anyway. Pretty sure I had zero seconds with the vibrator saved up, last I checked.

Today's poll is a throwback to the start cause I can't think of anything (no thoughts, head empty 🤪)

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