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90% of my posts are followers only. I rarely look at the federated timeline. If a follower replies to me on my post I will reply followers only.

If I reply to someone else's post, I will post unlisted (unless they're posting followers only, in which case I'll match)

I'll occasionally post publicly when I think it's something of note.

kink, chastity 

two subs, connected by a short chain locked onto their chastity cages

uncomfortably pulling on the rings around their balls unless they’re so close their lips are touching

(or I guess if they’re like, hugging with their chins on each other’s shoulders, but boooooo, shut up you nerd!)

This is your FINAL ISSUE of Horny! Renew your subscription now or you definitely won’t receive another one!

“So what kinks are you into?” and “So what do you consent to doing with me right now?” are two very different questions.

NE-GO-TI-ATE

If people named Richard are allowed to shorten their name to Dick, I think people named Johnson should get to do the same.

@HabitEXE By the way, I saw a trailer for Deathloop on TV at work and now I finally have an idea of what it is, so.. how is it? I saw you talking about it a little while back but I didn’t really have context to know what it was at the time so I was like 🤷‍♀️

hey, look out for that tiger!

please boost this so somebody being chased by a tiger sees it in time

@squeedoodle @Taweret I’m just kidding

they might post pics of their cats in the middle of it and I’d hate to miss those

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oh look at the time, it’s put an hour long mute on @Taweret o’clock >:p

@squeedoodle or, y’know, I’m a dunce who didn’t find the setting the first time she looked.. just found it. 😅

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lmao I hate how Tootle defaults to Public posts and I have to manually change it to my preferred setting every time i post.

[email protected] is a dipshit who looks for trans people to harass and leftists to pick fights with because “communism dumb” and “eat grass sheeple.” Like wow, we are very impressed by your big brain clever arguments. Oh my. Such wit.

Anyway maybe consider blocking them and reporting their harassment if you see if (ie if you look at any of their posts cause all they do is harass). I dunno. Up to you. I don’t see much benefit to not blocking a smarmy troll, but you do you.

Oh, you're a Gamer, are you? How many ascensions have you done in Cookie Clicker? 🤔

For some reason this book in the waiting room is giving me @BestGirlGrace vibes. I can imagine Grace claiming a wall in her own name, or possibly transcribing runes of power onto them.

I've received plenty of help for my request and don't need anymore. I deleted the two posts so people don't think I still need more. Thank you so much to everyone who boosted or loaned me some money.

Admittedly less useful if the name they use is a commonly used word that filtering out would end up filtering posts not about them at all.

But that's why there's a "filter exact match only" checkbox, though you will admittedly need to do a little more clerical work to enter any alts of theirs that pop up over time.

But still! It is a useful feature.

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Just gonna gently remind some folks in case they forgot or didn't know, filters are a built in feature that really help when you don't want to see someone even being mentioned on your timeline. Put their username (especially easy if they keep the same unique name across multiple instances) in there, set to delete, and you won't see them. Especially useful when it's someone who is a perfectly okay person for people to interact with, but for mental health reasons you personally need to not see it.

BDSM, spanking, punishment, humiliation (3/3) 

The humiliation is there, but the care really comes through. There's an aspect of teasing in getting me to stand in front of my punisher, clutching my sore bottom, to state clearly what it was I did, explain why it was naughty, and promise not to do it again (that goes double if I'm having to admit to something I didn't really do). But again, by removing the more stern edge that was in the lecture during the spanking itself, I am reassured that, provided I demonstrate I've learned my lesson, then all is forgiven and they're ready to be soft and affectionate again (though maybe still a liiiiittle teasing... and i mean nipple pinching isn't punishment, that's just... friendly affection, right?).

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