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90% of my posts are followers only. I rarely look at the federated timeline. If a follower replies to me on my post I will reply followers only.

If I reply to someone else's post, I will post unlisted (unless they're posting followers only, in which case I'll match)

I'll occasionally post publicly when I think it's something of note.

cannabis 

@squeedoodle It was a choice between this one that says “supreme” and one that says “rick and morty” so I chose the less unpleasant option. would have preferred one without a logo entirely though.

image description: two photos of a glass bong/dab rig, from different angles. A quartz nail sits in the end (it’s like a little quartz bucket in which to vaporize oil). the rig has a pretty explosion of orange, blue, red, and white in the shape of a flower, encased in an attached glass orb.

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cannabis 

Finally bought a new dab nail ​:cannabis_leaf:​ 😤🥴

I got a big ol’ blister on the bottom of my toe, but at least today is my day off. ^_^

“Mr. and Mrs. Smith” was a pretty generic action comedy, but I do really like when Angelina Jolie asks Brad Pitt what his ex-wife’s name and home address is, and he replies in this “you rascal” tone, “nooo, you’re not gonna kill her.”

can somebody please just carry me around everywhere? i don’t wanna do stuff.

"It's not the SIZE of the dick, it's how you USE it," I say, carefully spreading peanut butter on my toast.

Thank you for the money 

Someone was kind enough to send me more than what I needed. Thank you. ❤

As we grow up, we lose our kidneys, so our adultneys can grow in.

They're baking the hobbits a pie (custard)!

I guess if all you wanna do is post nothing but other people's porn on the public timeline, do you buddy. But don't be surprised when folks mute you cause we can get that and more with a simple internet search, literally anytime, and maybe we're here to have actual conversations. Non-horny conversations, even.

asking for money... again 

Thank you for the $50 ❤

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asking for money... again 

Fuck my life. I need money. Again. Still. I'm so tired of this. Trying to get a job. Need $450 for rent. Urg.

Please give if you can and wanna. Boosts are helpful. Thank you.
paypal.me/squeedoodle

Sometimes... just sometimes... I go through a stranger's media tab.

There are some cute strangers on here. 👀

Request for money for a black trans woman 

I've recieved $21.43 for her now. Thank you. ❤

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Request for money for a black trans woman 

Thanks everyone for the boosts so far. I don't know if anyone has given to her venmo but I can say I got $11.43 in my paypal this morning. Thank you!

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Request for money for a black trans woman 

Edit: hahahaha okay I'm redrafting this too for privacy changes

Her venmo too: @JustZJ

This is arguably the preferred way as then the money goes straight to her. And now it doesn't have her name.

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Request for money for a black trans woman 

I'm redrafting this yet again. Sorry for the repetition. She didnt feel safe revealing her full name.

That said, again, my friend is getting buried in overdraft fees. She's $700 in the hole. If you are comfortable sending anything to my paypal please label it "forward to friend" or something and I will pass it onto her.

paypal.me/squeedoodle

As always, boosts appreciated. Folks here have helped me, I hope they'll help her too.

Joker voice: "It's simple.. we, slap, the spider man"

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Would you slap me in the face if I asked nicely? =)

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