lewd and religious 

I actually have a hard time disconnecting spirituality and sex. It's the only time I feel truly mindful and divine ever

relationship stuff, poly 

So I talked to my partner and they're okay with me hooking up with my friend! So of course I saw her again last night and it was VERY GOOD.

lewd joke about duality 

Mastodon me *watched porn*
Twitter me *made a Pinterest board for kitties and puppies*

drugs, lewdity 

I'm stoned and horny again. Sorry not sorry.

relationship woes 

I have to break up with my partner if I want to be poly and it's tearing me up inside

lewd 

Well i unexpectedly hooked up with my friend last night. I refuse to process it for now. Just enjoying the memory of it.

Hi, I'm not dead, promise. I guess I can talk about stuff that isn't lewd just to check in and all.

Goddamn it of course I made a mistake in my toot about grammar

lewd 

I just want someone who will rail me and complement my spelling.

Tell me my structure is grammatical, Daddy.

bdsm 

When I said "Uber bottom" in my last toot, just to clarify, that means I only bottom my Uber Drivers (upon request).

me: let that sink in

you: what

sink: [continues banging on the door]

me: please

bdsm 

For someone who considers herself an Uber bottom I'm sad to admit I've only been tied up and fucked once

Aw yiss the weather is so shitty that I can't make it into work today. Gonna stay in bed and read manga like the true winner that I am

lewd 

I have masturbated so much today that I'm flashing back to my pre-antidepressants 20s

booze 

it's so dumb i'm this drunk right now. I have to work in the morning.

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