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Switch Spud @switch_spud@kinky.business

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Thats my secret, Cap. I’m always horny.

I am torn between a desire to find someone to hookup with tonight, and giving in to my social and personal responsibilities tomorrow.

All dating and hookup apps are shit.

But the alternative isn’t any better, is it?

god help me i'm back on my bullshit

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semi-secret fetish Show more

*opens mouth*

*points*

penis goes in here?

I am really bad at telling the difference between friendly and flirtatious.

Deleted or disabled all my dating site accounts. It’s just too damn much.

It’s been too long since I fellated someone.

On the one hand, I’m a little bummed I failed to go home with either of the cute curvy ladies at tonight’s dance party. On the other hand, I’ll probably see them again, and they know me now!

lewd, underwear, 🍆 Show more

and i wouldn't mind more cuties following me ;)

i need more cuties to follow on here

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This morning, I'm feeling happily bisexual.