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Hey there hey there
Lady of Grace.
Learn to swallow
Before they finish on your face.

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Twinkle twinkle little slut.
Close your mouth
I'm gonna fuck your butt.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whore.
Close your legs
They are not a door

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I love this name.
Cum Coated Sapphic Princess cause @bedtimedrillsgt gave it to me ;)

If you could stomach going so far as to add previous shootings adjust for school populations.

again Depressing as all hell but it might start to get the point across.

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US pol guns morbid

I had an idea for a website but I don't have the coding knowledge or the time to do it

Imagine a site where you could put in how many children you have and how large your child's school is and it shows you the chance it would be your child or someone they knew closely

I would imagine it would wake people up really quick.

It would also be depressing as fuck.

@Garrison this might help cheer you up.

I think I remember you saying you were into the Goth look

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Im not big on the whole goth lifestyle. But some girls make it look really really fucking hot.

like this one.

youtu.be/QlMdq9z9VA8

i am in lust. she could have all of me for whatever and however she wanted

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Pretty sure tomorrow's girl crush is going to be a crowd pleaser.

cause.. Gottdamn she is fine

Ever read some shit scientists have done and react like.. oh cool but fucking why?

Just me?

They believe they have taught spinach how to send emails.. again.. fucking why? what possible purpose does this serve except to spam them with penis pill emails ?

What practical use is this?

I'm a basic white girl cause I just can't even .

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