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This is a @bedtimedrillsgt appreciation post.

The aftermath of the tumblocalypse has been rough, and this fella has done a sterling job maintaining a stable platform from which to post about kink. I have been incredibly grateful this this place is always here every time I come lookin' for it.

hmm I think I'll go with the short skirt and thigh highs today. what could go wrong.

:Weather: Below Freezing.

oh yeah that.. fucking eh. I'm a popsicle

I would also do terrible terrible sinful things to and with Sabrina Nichole. Frequently

Jamie Leigh Curtis was a bit of a hottie as well.

Saw Trading Places earlier.. made me think of her

Helena Bonham Carter is a Goddess.

She might be 53 but still hot as all hell

I remember playing a game one time and I made 2 characters.

One called Spankmeand PullmyHair
the other Tiemedown Testmyspirit.

Yeah I might be a bit kinky

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I miss my hubby. After this week I need to be stuffed like a 10 lb turkey with 25 lbs of stuffing.

Since he is still deployed, I guess I can see what Babydoll is doing.

and by that I mean me. Frequenly if I can manage it.

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Might I actually get time to write today...

Maybe.

I kinda want to see a Dominatrix version of Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

kinda makes me want to dye my hair blonde again

TFW your teenage nephew asks you what is like to be an exotic dancer.

I had no reply. He further clarified. You know because you used to be a dancer..

When I become Empress of the World my first decree will be that if you go on National Airwaves, tv or Radio and Lie or mislead, you get face fucked roughly until you burp cum. Live.

Hey Sally,remember that offer.

Wanna ride my Dragon?

*evil grin*

Dumbfucks. the lot of em.

I need a drink. Also probably to just leave the internets most days

Guys think Bi is a challenge I think.

The amount of messages I get other places that basically just wanna fuck amazes me.

:Random Guy At Work: "Well Fuck my ass and call me Sally"

Me: This could be arranged

Him: "What?"
Me: What?

HTF is it possible for someone my height to hit my head on the refrigerator door.

Oh that's how.

Gee Food Network its not enough to tempt me with all those cakes and pies and stuff but then you have that cute redhead on there to.

Evil Evil people.

Kinda want to write a story about an intern who is the office slut.. Err morale officer

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