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I am so glad I am lucky in love. cause im not lucky in any damned thing else.

Guess who filleted her hand today trying to rack a new server blade.

I hate seeing pretty girls in commercials for products I'll never buy. You know cause I can't find out their names all that easily

I swear if i didnt hate glitter I would be a stripper.

The worst thing Babydoll has done was introduce me to pro wrestling, not that I care about it at all but the eye candy is amazing.

Hot, wet and naked. 3 of the best things to be.

Sometimes you just need to be a Twinkie.

You know wrapped in plastic and pumped full of creme.

Thankfully. Its Friday which means I can now remove my clothes and just be free.

I kinda forgot how cute Dana Delany was in Tombstone.

My favorite thing to wear while I sleep. A smile.

So apparently if i write a dirty story with real people i can get in trouble. Meh. but if i change enough details I can be safe. hmm

No you simple bitch, you really don't get it do you ? You have no power here. If I decide to have you strip down and bark like a dog, you will. You have seen the pictures,but I have videos. Do you think your right wing friends will understand those? I mean you in a Hillary for President shirt ,stuffing yourself with a crucifix sextoy and with you face glazed like so many donuts. I mean, I'm pretty sure that is the end of your "career" as a political analyst . Now I'm feeling generous. I will offer you a deal. If you reach down and remove your panties and hand them to me. I'll accept your surrender to my will and will even help you get revenge on the person who did this to you. If not the videos will be released at 8am. Deal?

Choose quickly ,little girl. I don't have time to waste. I'm a fairly popular punishment for people like you.

That girl was talented. She could suck a mean dick, or a friendly one, or a sad one.. or a ...

I'm not saying she gets around or anything, but if she spits in a petri dish we will have 17 new civilizations by morning.

I'm not saying she was gorgeous or beautiful. Those words wouldn't apply. I'm saying I wanted to bathe in her form and then you know.. wear her thighs as earmuffs.

So I might have mentioned this before.

Tomi Lahren is a terrible human being. However the thoughts of making her my sex slave whore are hot as all hell

Im not sure if I need to be spanked or fucked silly.

Por Que Los dos?

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