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I was supposed to have a birthday dinner out with Baby doll and a few friends. Instead we stayed in and had a slumber party just the girls. So I'm off for the night. Beer and boobs. Winner!

OMG. I just realized. I am getting.. old

I kinda want to write to day, but everyone wants me to go out to celebrate.

I kinda want to write about a costume party where I get the girl all the guys want. Maybe I can work on that .. i have to many ideas, not enough writers in my head

I hate being a woman in It some weeks

I hate when I have an idea for a scene and the logistics of being shorter than my gf make it almost impossible

Valeria,Michael you know why we are here.

Me: I mean not really.

Michael: You slapped my ass and called me Sally, in front of everyone.

Me: You did offer.

Michael: I fucking did not offer.

Me: Your exact words were slap my ass and call me Sally. How is that not an offer?

Michael: You psycho bitch.

Mediator: We are getting off topic here.

Me: I am not a psycho bitch,but if you play your cards right Sally who knows?

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