so the really hot shower was a bad idea. now im over full and sleepy.

Hey girl you know what you and this turkey have in common?

A little bit later on you and it are going to have your legs tied together,be stuffed full and making your own juices. Though I think you have better breast meat

Girl got me like dayumn.

Seriously those legs go for miles.

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Pinky are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Brain but where are we going to find Ballet heels and a pink feather duster at this time of night

No seriously pull my other leg.

That's not my leg!

Me: How you doin?

They said dress for the job you want not the job you have.

Now I'm sitting in HR Dressed like Wonder Woman.

No way no how are we leaving this bed if we can still walk.

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