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Barbarann Kym you goddess.

Your cakes look amazing but my dear they pale next to you

Sometimes I wanna be cuddled. Other times I need to be punished

i really need to give up this exciting job and become a trophy wife..

I hate Mondays

I still want one.

This one will do.

I want to eat things off of her stomach.

Aubrey Plaza confuses me.
Like she is kinda hot, but I also get the vibe she might kill and eat me..

Dear Santa,

I would really like a Denver Broncos cheerleader for Christmas

Twitter is one of those things that you are convinced could be useful,but then you see it being used and are like.. eh.. I was completely wrong.

Katie Lee is gorgeous and can cook.

If only she couldnt talk.

I was bored while getting my caar's oil change so I actually watched what they had on. Crossfit.. those ladies are scary.. and kinda hot.

If you can't treat me like a Goddess in public, what makes you think I'd fuck you like a whore in private.

Scratch that, I'm a Goddess everywhere ;)

Salma Hayek is a Goddess.

Even at 53 She is gorgeous

Valeria boosted

BDSM with nerds be like:
The words must, must not, required, shall, shall not, should, should not, recommended, may and optional are to be interpreted as described in RFC2119.

this is why I dont watch tv

i get distracted by the pretty girls.

My fetish?

Oh I have so many but convincing people they arent as straight as they think. Pretty girls obviously but watching so called tough guys realize that a tiny woman has that much power over them.. My thighs quiver just thinking about it.

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