I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away
I don't work for free, I am barely giving a fuck away

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Not kinky but the video for RTJ's Nobody Speak is fucking killing me.

I never said he had a small penis.

I said it was like an infant.

You know, 8 and a half pounds and 13 inches long.

Busty Blonde babes begging for a beautiful bondage boffing

I kinda wanna fuck start your face.. and hers.. and hers.. and his.. and

I never said he was a football player.

I said he started as a Tight End ,became a Wide Receiver and now is running Back.

"How old are you?"

Me: Old enough to know better ,young enough to have to do it anyway.

Val you have sexual harassment training today.

Why? I am already really good at it.

Hey Val wanna hang out some time?

Sure I will bring the nail gun...

Them: What the fuck?

I never said she was a slut.

I said if her mouth was a door lock the key would be cock shaped. and smell like Cum

sexy 

@Garrison I believe you misspelled Irish and Russian sir

I didn't say hate fuck.

I said I was going to put my strap on so far up your ass you would burp lube.

Does that make it clearer?

She had a body that made me glad that strap ons exist. Sadly she had a voice that made me glad for ball gags.

It's not that we hate each other.

It's that the sex could be considered a war crime

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