Feeling that dumb gross jealousy emotion right now and the tv show I’ve chosen to watch is hitting that nerve. Stupid fucking synchronicity.

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So what’s the place to find a one-time third partner now that craigslist is shut down?

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So I just found out drinking tons of coffee makes your cum taste bad so now I’m torn between my love of cumsluts, my desire to ensure they’re also enjoying themselves, but also my love of coffee and desire to drink it constantly.

Man I know I need to post here more but I just never know what to say.

Why do I get a crush on every one of my girlfriend’s coworkers?

Just got attacked in a Discord for saying I was looking for a secondary partner, not cause they didn’t approve, but because everyone was like “that’s so dismissive of the other partner” and I’m just like “so... what do I call them?”

Why are girls so cute? Especially in glasses. Like, ugh.

Had a wonderful conversation with a girl on OKCupid yesterday and we agreed to talk more today then I woke up and she had unmatched me. Lame.

I kind of want a femdom. I normally don’t consider myself a sub but lately I’ve been feeling it. I need a femdom fwb for when these moments strike me.

Being ignored blows, even when it’s just coincidence.

Well at least Bumble let me sign up without a Facebook account. So I guess I’m actively looking again. That’s cool.

Tried to download Tinder and couldn’t even get past the phone verification. I have gone too far on the privacy train. What are alternative dating apps I should try?

Asked a girl out today and butchered my way through it. She said no and now I look like a creep. Note to self: don’t talk to cute girls before I’ve had my coffee.

Seems one of my crushes is going out with one of my friends and I’m upset but I have no one to blame but myself for being a goddamn introvert all the time and never going anywhere.

My band has a super cute fan and I kinda want to ask her out but I also don’t want to be a creep.

I expressed to an “easy” girl (I say that without judgement, I find that hot) my fear of ruining friendships when asking for hookups and she liked my post, which actually made feel quite validated. Like “hey, I get that and I respect that.”

Girlfriend is out of town this weekend for a bridal shower. It’s gonna be weird sleeping alone.

Attending my first munch in ages tomorrow. Finally. Missed all my friends and excited to see them again!

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