I’m in my first ever relationship with a guy and I’m kind of excited to tell them that but also scared of coming on too strong.

Just found out this person I’ve started dating is asexual. I like them so it’s not a dealbreaker but I do find them incredibly attractive. Damn.

Been missing my ex a lot but I think it’s just loneliness tbh. Which is weird cause I still have a gf. Can you be lonely while dating someone?

I want to create a high-protocol D/s based on information security. “There will be no Google in this house.” “So help me if you’re not using a VPN.” “Did I just see you not using HTTPS?”

nsfw thoughts 

I always find myself super horny on Mondays for some reason, which is my gf’s day to be with her other partner and therefore not a great day to be horny. First world poly/open-relationship problems.

Slutty girls are the best. Don’t care if anyone says otherwise.

Woke up and can’t get back to sleep. Damn.

Feeling that dumb gross jealousy emotion right now and the tv show I’ve chosen to watch is hitting that nerve. Stupid fucking synchronicity.

Zack boosted

Dd/lg mention 

So what’s the place to find a one-time third partner now that craigslist is shut down?

Zack boosted

Hi. Show me a baseline of affection and attraction and I'll be yours for however long you want me.

So I just found out drinking tons of coffee makes your cum taste bad so now I’m torn between my love of cumsluts, my desire to ensure they’re also enjoying themselves, but also my love of coffee and desire to drink it constantly.

Man I know I need to post here more but I just never know what to say.

Why do I get a crush on every one of my girlfriend’s coworkers?

Just got attacked in a Discord for saying I was looking for a secondary partner, not cause they didn’t approve, but because everyone was like “that’s so dismissive of the other partner” and I’m just like “so... what do I call them?”

Why are girls so cute? Especially in glasses. Like, ugh.

Had a wonderful conversation with a girl on OKCupid yesterday and we agreed to talk more today then I woke up and she had unmatched me. Lame.

I kind of want a femdom. I normally don’t consider myself a sub but lately I’ve been feeling it. I need a femdom fwb for when these moments strike me.

Being ignored blows, even when it’s just coincidence.

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