Zack boosted

if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends
seriously we have orgies

You ever seen someone so cute it’s unfair that they exist? Yeah. That’s hard.

Sad that the kink community insists on using zoom. Makes people like me who actually care about their privacy feel super excluded.

Successfully transitioned from a vanilla relationship to a mild D/s dynamic with my second partner. Fuck yeah.

Kinky pro tip: use encrypted messengers like Signal, Wickr, or Wire to send lewds safely on any network, even work WiFi!

I guess I'm Riot now, so that's cool. What rooms should I join?

My little: “I’m gonna boop your nose.”
Me, internally: “no you don’t, your The Sims addiction is too strong for you to drag yourself away.”

I was right.

Zack boosted

I'd feel sorry for someone who could be traumatized by pizza in someway... like they had a bad experience or something... and couldn't eat it ever again... that would suck.

Does anyone know any webinar-style softwares or websites that are nsfw-friendly?

porn recommendations requested 

My next door neighbor is moving out and id like to think it’s cause me and the gf are too loud during sex. Probably unrelated but I like to imagine.

My fwb won’t come over cause she’s scared of the lockdown stuff. Womp womp.

Muscle Giants, Zoom Orgies, and the New Erotics of Isolation: Global lockdown is making shameless kink seekers of us all.

wired.com/story/new-erotics-co

Finally got Wickr working on my damn laptop! Man that was way harder than it had any business being, and strangely enough the Whonix guide had my solution even though I’m not using Whonix.

Me, continuing to watch my kink community sprint right into the embrace of shit like Zoom and Discord despite their history of weak security and outing people: *screams into the kinky void*

lewd 

Watching the entire kink community scramble overthemselves to use Zoom as a replacement for munches, classes, and support groups. It's like y'all mother fuckers WANT to be outed, lose your jobs, and have your kids taken away.

protonmail.com/blog/zoom-priva

Put all my photos back in my regular photo library rather than a third party app. Hopefully this is not a terrible idea.

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