Lewd(?) 

It's always fun when my blood gets reallocated when thinking about someone.

My kink is a world writable sudoers file.

Every time I wear pants without pockets I feel kinda bad because so many articles of "girl" clothes don't have (useable) pockets for some reason.

What do I have to do to get a MSO5074? :V

dax boosted

What animal do you find to be the most scary?

What do I have to do for a 3090? 馃

Did this instance die or is it just me?

What do you think about tomboys?

This has no meaning.

Do as you wish.

Explicit, kinda lewd 

Gotta find a partner that can fuck you like AMD is fucking Intel.

dax boosted

Lewd Poll 

Which do you prefer (as a person with a dick giving and a person with a pussy receiving).

Might be fun to hear your reasons, feel free to respond and boost. :-)

Lewd Poll 

Which do you prefer (as a person with a dick giving and a person with a pussy receiving).

Might be fun to hear your reasons, feel free to respond and boost. :-)

Sharing is caring.

Unless it's a disease. Then don't share, please.

Lwed/Stupid 

*slaps girlfriend's ass*

This baby can fit so many loads!

Lewd 

I'm hard and I wish I could stick it in a tomboy right now.

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