People Are Mean 

Imagine telling a friend that you want to sleep with them then ghosting them forever.

That's happened to me a couple of times, feels *amazing.*

With hard line tubing the thicker the tube the less kinky it gets. You can have a lot of fun with this wording.

What do you call "fucking up" when it's sex? 🤔

Someone got upset at me for explaining the lyrics of a Van Halen song. They didn't know it was about sex. .-.

There are some absolutely stunning people here.

Moderna is going to start testing a HIV vaccine with the same tech they used for the CV one. So that's potential very interesting.

Weird 

Turn a Lay's truck into a climate controlled mobile bedroom to make it so you can lay in it.

Lewd(?) 

It's always fun when my blood gets reallocated when thinking about someone.

My kink is a world writable sudoers file.

Every time I wear pants without pockets I feel kinda bad because so many articles of "girl" clothes don't have (useable) pockets for some reason.

What do I have to do to get a MSO5074? :V

dax boosted

What animal do you find to be the most scary?

What do I have to do for a 3090? 🤔

Did this instance die or is it just me?

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