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kink, silly 

two switches fighting for control. the loser has to be the dominant today

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The main disadvantage of my gf being cis is that she can't cum inside me.

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Nothing is as comforting in this world as naked cuddling 😌

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you ever look at a litterbox and think to yourself "that litterbox looks like a rocket ship"?
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you're in her DMs
i'm also in her DMs
we are polyamorous
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Tomorrow's Forecast

Moar TREE SEMEN. MUHAHAHAH

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It's that time of year where my free time is split between gardening and sex.
Hoeing around🤷‍♀️

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based on how many people on dating apps are looking for "adventures," there really needs to be an app to connect people to quest givers
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Spreading Tree semen everywhere. Thats my kink.

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kink shitpost 

her majesty the size queen
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mastodon is making me sexless yet slutty, still mortified about this 

doctor: "we should probably test for STDs as well. there's a medication for you to take"
me: "no it's cool, i don't go out, i haven't had sex in like, probably more than a year"
[doctor just kind of looks at me, i like gesture at my body a bit]
me: "i mean, yeah, but no sex"

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The timeline is full of beautiful people and I'm blushing at them all 👉👈

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