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Anya

For those who wondered:
Last night's favorite porno was Jurrasic Wood.

Highly suggest this for fans of porno parodies.

@anya please tell me it has a “one big pile of shit” scene. It’s too good a joke not to make.

@SigmundFrood lol I don't think so. It was based on the Jurassic World crap and featured "Blue the velociraptor"

@anya That’s not a bad gag but that means they also missed a chance to have a Sam Neil lookalike absolutely marveling at a gigantic hard on.

@SigmundFrood So true. Have you got friends in the porn biz? Send 'em your ideas :D

@anya god I wish! I’m incredibly boring and vanilla in my sex life but I’d love to write a really fun porno parody.

@SigmundFrood If there's not a sharknado parody, you should totally get in on that